Expect the Unexpected

ghcst:

im so miserable but i laugh at everything

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"I already saw that on Tumblr."literally everything (via beccaliving)

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reallylameblog:

asian:

went grocery shopping

Please don’t eat these dogs

nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

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tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

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asian:

all i want in life is

  • fast wifi
  • fast metabolism
  • fast food
  • fast shipping

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arabellesicardi:

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

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foreveralone-lyguy:

Wtf the Apple Store doesn’t even sell fruit

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