Expect the Unexpected

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

do you think reese witherspoon calls her children reese’s pieces cause i hope she does

If the first thing you think about at the start of summer vacation isn’t High School Musical 2, you’re wrong.

A haiku about Mario Kart

Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up

They’re like, 12

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—	The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via chasingthathigh)